You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie. Commentary:So you're saying honesty is like the best memory hack ever? 🧠🔑😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume. I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make. It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth. Life would be so much easier if the nose of people who lie all the time did actually grow longer like Pinocchio’s. People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.