You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

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I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

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Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.