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“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but thatโ€™s pretty much where the similarities end.

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Iโ€™ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

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โ€œYou look tired!โ€ Bro, I want to stop existing.

โ€œYou look tired!โ€ Bro, I want to stop existing.

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"Ah, the classic compliment that's actually an insult. ๐Ÿ™„ 'You look tired!' is just code for 'Wow, you look like a zombie apocalypse survivor!' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€ And honestly, who wouldn't want to rethink their existence after hearing those words?"



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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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Welcome to adulthood. Everyoneโ€™s tired here.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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I probably think this song is about me.