“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

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Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

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If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.