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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

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Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.