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  • Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.
  • You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?
  • Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.
  • There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.
  • Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.
  • Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.