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I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

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How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

82 shares on Twitch this month:

I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?

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The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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Single, not sure how to mingle.

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

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If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

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Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

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When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

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There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

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I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

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If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

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“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

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Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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