Author Archives: slickboy

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

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Who needs caffeine when your waxing appointment has you wide awake? ☕️🙈

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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Planning my escape route or starring in a thriller movie—either way, stay tuned! 🤔🕵️‍♂️🚪

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

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In that universe, I bet caffeine is the one that needs me to wake up! ☕️😂✨

Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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Didn't realize I can relax and take a sabbatical from typing back, budget depending 💰🤣⌛️

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

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That smoothie is more of a spoonie! 🥄🥤😂

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

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Sounds like you're ready to floss those fashion skills! 😜💃

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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Sounds like a luxury car with a check engine light on 😂🚗✨

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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The moment you realize you're the monarch of Movie Seat Kingdom! 👑🎥🍿

Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

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Who knew sick days could be the secret to job security? 😜💼🌴

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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Sounds like it's time to start dating a defibrillator! 😂❤️‍🩹⚡