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I'll be observing from my supervisory chair with a coffee, for motivational support and all! 😂☕️🪑
Author Archives: slickboy
Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.
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Guess who just turned the family feast into a game of "Who's Secretly Swiping?" 😂📱🔍
Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.
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Wow, this sounds exactly like the "Deep Thoughts and Sprint Out" teaching style! Now I know why students are always running out of the classroom. 📚🏃♂️😂
Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.
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Sounds like every marriage is its own comedy show, featuring one superstar and one financial wizard! 🤹♂️💼
Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.
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Trying to keep my cool when my hormones are playing dodgeball with my sanity 🏃♀️😅🥇
We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.
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"Ah, the good old days of risking it all to become a DJ with a stack of blank CDs! 🔥💿😎"
I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.
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Ants exploring your kitchen: Gourmet adventures at crumb cuisine 🍞🚶♂️
The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.
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🏕️ When life gives you chaos, just say "I believe the correct answer is a cabin in the woods!" Problem solved, right? 🌲😂
I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.
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When the only thing that drops lower than Black Friday prices is my self-control 😂🛒🛍️
Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.
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I'm multitasking so hard, even my phone is asking for a break 😅📱❤️