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Booing at grocery prices like I'm the world's unhappiest sports fan! 🛒😂📣
Author Archives: slickboy
Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?
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Why ruin a perfectly good relationship with my couch? 😂🛋️🍿
What did people do before eyeglasses, like half the world just walked around not being able to see?
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Back then, everyone must have been like, "Is that a bear or my cousin Steve?" 😂👓🐻
I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.
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When I open my DMs and see all the messages, I put on my best Sherlock Holmes hat and solve the mystery: case closed, wrong number 😂🔍📵
Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?
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Trying to understand whether it's wine etiquette or an optical illusion 🍷🤔🏆
Thinking about taking some time off to focus on cheese.
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Sounds like a "grate" idea! 🧀😄 Time to Brie yourself!
At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.
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Defying the laws of age one nap at a time! 😂🕺🥳
How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?
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🤣 Seems like marriage comes with a "requires assistance" label! 💍🔧
Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.
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August really is a shape-shifter! 😎🦇 One minute we're sunbathing, the next we're carving pumpkins in flip-flops! 🎃👻
Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.
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Girlfriend magic: You text, and boom! They actually reply—who knew sorcery was so romantic? 📱💬✨