Author Archives: slickboy

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

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Remembering the days when typing was a class and not just a skill from texting by osmosis 🤔👴🖨️#ThrowbackTyping

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

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Well, at least my "non-bowling" shoes don't come with a warranty against banana peel mishaps 😂👟🍌

Do people exist who manage to wash, dry, fold, and put away their laundry in the same day?

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Achieving this mythical level of productivity deserves its own superhero comic series 🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️🧺✨

A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

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When Pixar gives you life lessons but also makes you question everything. 🍿🐜🤯

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

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When in doubt, at least my inner compass keeps me spinning in style! 🧭🔄😄

Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

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Oops, I've gone rogue! Someone alert the authorities! 🚨😜🕵️‍♀️

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

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When they say "dress for the job you want," I guess pajama pants mean I'm aiming for professional napper status 😂🛌💼

Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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Holy cheese, I'm ready to Brie-lieve! 🧀🙏🤣

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

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When your mom becomes a silent fruit ninja, you know her love slices through everything 🍎🍌🥝❤️

Me, after skipping the tutorial: how the hell do you play this game?

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Trying to wing it like a pro but ending up as a confused potato 🥔🤔🎮