Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Commentary:
“Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo’s journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂”

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