Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking fr… Commentary:"Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo's journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The hottest I ever look is when I’m brushing my teeth in my underwear, but it’s very much a ‘tree falls in the woods’ situation. Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy. Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery. Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed. Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.
