Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Can everyone log off? 🚪 The 'Do Not Disturb' sign is up! 🙅♂️ Time for some solo virtual zen 🧘♂️. See you on the flip side of solitude! 😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone. Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there. Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations. “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.