Can’t threaten me with screenshots. I’ll get a microphone and say it again. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looking for my microphone so I can double down on my greatest hits 🎤😄 #Unfiltered Related Funny Quotes 🤝 As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again. The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life. One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again. Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool. First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!