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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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Never feel bad when people roll their eyes while you talk to them. They’re just looking for their brain.

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My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.