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Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

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Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.