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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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I run a parody bank account.

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I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.