Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Alexa, play everyone that played me.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

I can actually be quite charming if you would let me out of the guillotine.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 19, 2026

Users Online

3,528

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WeChat:

Never skip the footnotes – it’s here you find out who made the author angry enough to write the article.

Seen just now on TikTok:

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Thinking of starting a club for people who don’t like to leave their house. There are no meetings.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Just shared via Twitch:

You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

Trending via TikTok:

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

Going viral on Telegram:

Ohhh, I just realised you can change your facial expression. I was just doing the one.

Going viral on TikTok:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

2 months ago

Funny Quotes

Download image ↓

Commentary:
When you realize you’ve been shopping in the "cloudy parachute" section but they fit like a glove 😂👙🌬️

buy, clothing, ever, experience, fit, fitting, funny observation, huge, humor, observation, pack, perfectly, personal, personal experience, shopping, size, take, think, try, underwear

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Funny Quotes Collections

✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

39 shares on Telegram this month:

The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

15 shares on WeChat this month:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

Hey there, Delilah, we know you broke that dude’s heart.

82 shares on Instagram this month:

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.

41 shares on Slack this month:

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

People text you when you look good in photos.

31 shares on X this month:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Hot person: wow, everyone here is so nice.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Threads:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Trending via Telegram:

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

Shared recently on Threads:

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

Just shared via Twitch:

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

Going viral on Slack:

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

Shared recently on Discord:

I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

Making waves on Slack:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Going viral on Discord:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

Keep the laugh going 😂

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨