For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Dracula must have a batty good glam squad for that eyeliner! 🦇🎨✨" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear. There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust. If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin. It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror. Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.
