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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

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We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.