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"Clams: the original master of hiding in plain sight and making us work way too hard for a tiny snack! 🐚 Maybe they're just teaching us a lesson in the art of patience and perseverance 🤔 or perhaps they're just clamming up when it comes to sharing their goodies! 😄"

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We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

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Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

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I’ve got midlife crises older than you.

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

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Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

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Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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