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  • I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, yes, the grown-up pastime of scrutinizing a cartoon about a group of heroic pups with more plot twists than a soap opera 🐾📺 Who needs reality TV when you have the mystery of how Mayor Goodway always loses her pet chicken on Paw Patrol? 🐔🤔 #AdultingGoals”

  • I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the timeless struggle of adulting – like a never-ending rollercoaster ride with no exits in sight! 🎢😅 Just remember, growing up is optional… but paying bills is not! 💸💼 Hang in there, you got this! 🌟 #ForeverYoung”

  • β€œFries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

    Commentary:
    “Deciding between fries or salad is essentially choosing between embracing your inner child or pretending to be an adult. 🍟 vs. 🥗 Who knew potato vs. lettuce could fuel such existential crises? #AdultingAtItsFinest”

  • I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs adulting when you can just be a carefree pup soaking up the sun and receiving snacks on demand? 🐶☀️ Don’t worry, I’ll bring the snacks as long as you promise belly rubs in return! #DogLifeGoals”

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