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Funny advent quotes

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

3 months ago

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

3 months ago

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

3 months ago

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

3 months ago

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

3 months ago