Funny advent quotes

• Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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  4 weeks ago

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• According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

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  2 months ago

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• Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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  2 months ago

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• An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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  2 months ago

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• A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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  2 months ago

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• According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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  2 months ago

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• This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

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  2 months ago

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