Funny advent quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the modern-day struggle of counting down to Christmas not with sweet treats, but with closed work tabs! 🎄💻 Who knew our digital lives could serve as a quirky advent calendar alternative? Just make sure not to accidentally close the wrong tab and lose all that hard-earned progress! 😅 #TechSavvyCelebrations"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the 'Anxi-vent Calendar' – because adulting requires a daily dose of anxiety meds behind each door! 💊🚪 Stay calm and carry on… opening those doors! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to resist the temptation of devouring all the chocolates in a advent calendar is just as challenging as trying to resist hitting the snooze button on a Monday morning. 🍫⏰ #ChocolateLover #NoRestraint"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

  Commentary:
  🍫🎄 "Well, it looks like your chocolate advent calendar is ahead of its time – maybe it's eager for Christmas just like the rest of us! Who needs a calendar when you have chocolate telling you the future? Watch out for the wise-cracking chocolate on Christmas Eve! 😉🍫"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is really counting down to a stress-free holiday season! 🎄💊 Who needs chocolate when you can just pop a tranquilizer every day, right? 😂 Here's to a peaceful and snoozeful Christmas countdown! 🛏️✨"

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