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I guess my spice rack now outranks my social calendar 😂🍳 #AdultingAdventures
222 Funny aging quotes
If you burned CDs for the car so your original copies wouldn’t get scratched, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.
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Getting the mixtape ready for my doctor’s office since it looks like I'm cruising down memory lane straight to the colonoscopy ward! 🚗💽🩺
I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.
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Looks like my vision is starting to give me a wrinkle discount! 👓😂
My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.
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Trying to find the fountain of youth, but all I got was a bowl of kibble! 🐶⏳🤣
I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.
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Suddenly realizing that my camera doubles as a time machine 😂📸🥦🍩
Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.
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Is there a map for adulting? Because I'm lost somewhere between "always sleepy" and "ouch, my back!" 😴🗺️🙆♂️
You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.
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Looks like the ears have taken over as the new hair hotspots! 🧑🦲👂✂️
I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”
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I feel you, my driver's license photo is starting to look like a historical artifact! 📸😄🕰️
Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?
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When life gives you existential dread, just remember it's all a yolk! 🕰️🥚😂
Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.
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Suddenly, we've all got a sequel called "I Carried a Bag of Groceries" lined up for the doctor's office! 🍉🩺🤣