Commentary:
Sure, as long as the moon doesn't start charging for long-distance calls! 🌝📞✨
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The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.
Commentary:
I guess they must be sipping on pure drama with a twist of chaos! 🍹🎭
People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.
Commentary:
Guess I'll need to start issuing "Cool Media Club" membership cards 🎟️😎📺
Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.
Commentary:
Imagine a world where silence is golden and shushing librarians are the fierce protectors of peace 🦸♀️🤫… next stop, silent coffee shops? ☕📚
Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.
Commentary:
When you realize that today is a "hug them with your words, not your hands" kind of day 😂🤦♀️ #KeepCalm 👐😇
I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.
Commentary:
When they say "adult supervision required," apparently that's just a suggestion! 😂🚶♂️🧩
I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.
Commentary:
Sounds like a knockout decision! 🥴🥊🙌
You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.
Commentary:
"Forget work benefits, I'm voting for 'Miss Your Spouse Leave Days'! 😂💼❤️ #RelationshipGoals #BestEmployeePolicy"
Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.
Commentary:
"Looks like my leg's a drum soloist while my head's on a 'no headbanging' contract! 🥁😅 #LegLife"
People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.
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Commentary:
"Finally, a way to end the week with a *bang*! 🥊💥 Just imagine the 'Buy One, Get One Free' of stress relief! 🤣🙌 #FistOfTheWeek"