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Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

IP address? You mean the bathroom?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Just landed via Messenger:

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

Going viral on Threads:

Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

Broadcasted on X:

When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

59 shares on WeChat this month:

I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That second wave of sleep after waking up too early.

81 shares on X this month:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

38 shares on Facebook this month:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

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I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

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The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

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I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,720

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

Spotted on Messenger:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

Trending via Threads:

You ever just see a tree and be like, “Bob Ross would’ve liked this one”?

Trending via Twitch:

If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun!

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

Shared recently on Slack:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Live now on Slack:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Trending via Snapchat:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

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