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5 months ago
Share →: Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Commentary:
☕️ "Ah, the sweet sound of silence and the soothing aroma of coffee brewing, all whilst basking in the glory of being the only one awake! It's like a private party for your taste buds! 😄 Who needs a crowd when you have coffee as your loyal companion in the early morning hours?"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'Grumpy by day, happy by dream!' 😴😠 Keep sleeping, friend, it's clearly your happy place! 💤😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal optimism of a night owl facing the day! 🦉😂 Stay strong, my friend, you'll have plenty of time for disappointment later! 😜"
5 months ago
Share →: This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Commentary:
"2020: the year we all felt like we were awake during surgery… without anesthesia 😳💉💭 #MajorPain"
6 months ago
Share →: I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Commentary:
Isn't it funny how our furry friends can be so full of energy and excitement, ready to take on the day at the crack of dawn? 🐶☀️ Meanwhile, we humans stumble around looking for that elusive cup of coffee, still trying to convince ourselves that mornings are a good idea. Maybe we should take a leaf out of our dog's book and embrace that morning enthusiasm – or at least aim for half of their level of perkiness! 😉
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Commentary:
"Ah, adulthood – where feeling tired is just a sign that you're fully awake and present in the chaos! 😅 Embrace the tiredness and power through, because naps are a luxury now. Have an 'energetic' day ahead! 💪😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Awake? You may be entitled to compensation.

Commentary:
"Who knew that being awake could come with perks? 💤💸 Time to cash in on those sleepless nights! 😂💰 #CompensationForInsomniacs"
6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Commentary:
"Who says waking up has to be all serious and existential? 🌞 Embrace your 40s with open arms and a sense of humor – it's just a midlife disco nap!" 💃✨ #MidlifeAwakening #40sandFabulous
6 months ago
Share →: Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Commentary:
"Who needs coffee when you're a master of the 'awake but actually half asleep' act? 😴☕️ Keep up the Oscar-worthy performance, darling! 💁‍♂️😄 #TheStruggleIsReal"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Commentary:
"Looks like the kids have a tough choice to make – doze off peacefully or face the daunting task of cleaning up! 😂🕰️🌙 Better hit the sack before the vacuum cleaner hits back! 🛏️✨ #ParentingDilemmas"