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I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

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Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

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Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Just shared via Pinterest:

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Going bananas on Threads:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Making waves on Telegram:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Just shared via Instagram:

There’s nothing worse than being in public and you touch something that shouldn’t be sticky and it is.

Just shared via Slack:

The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

Spotted on Telegram:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

Trending via Threads:

All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Asking for a cigarette, then adding it to my own pack.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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2 months ago

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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2 months ago

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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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2 months ago

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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2 months ago

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What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

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2 months ago

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Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.”

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3 months ago

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On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

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3 months ago

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Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.

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4 months ago

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

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4 months ago

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Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

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5 months ago

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37 shares on WeChat this month:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I’ll see” = not coming, never was coming, never even considered it.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

85 shares on Slack this month:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

For Halloween, you should be mine.

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Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

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Going viral on Telegram:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Seen just now on Slack:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Live now on Discord:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Spotted on TikTok:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

Shared recently on Discord:

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Going bananas on X:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Icarus loved hot wings.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

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