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Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Fries, not lies.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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Broadcasted on Discord:

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

Broadcasted on Threads:

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Breaking via Messenger:

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

Trending via Telegram:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Going viral on TikTok:

Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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Funny bad mood quotes 😠😂 are the perfect way to turn a grumpy day upside down! When life gives you lemons 🍋 and you’re feeling a little irritable, these witty lines add a splash of humor to your frown. Ready to laugh off that cranky vibe and brighten your mood? Let’s dive into some hilarious sayings that prove even bad moods can be funny! 😜✨

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Social Media Stars ⭐

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

59 shares on X this month:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

63 shares on Threads this month:

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

54 shares on X this month:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

58 shares on Threads this month:

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

47 shares on Threads this month:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

23 shares on Slack this month:

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

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I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

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We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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I love it when God gives me money.

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Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Situation monitoring is not for the uncaffeinated.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

It’s so beautiful when two real perverts find each other.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days.

Spotted on Telegram:

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Making waves on Messenger:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Just shared via Instagram:

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

Making waves on X:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

Just landed via Twitch:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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