Funny bargain quotes

• A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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  2 months ago

  advice, attraction, bargain, caution, good, humor, life, life advice, rule, surgery, sushi

• I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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  2 months ago

  25, Aldi, bargain, behavior, believe, buy, cart, consumer, consumer behavior, deal, even, good, humor, i, impulse, impulse buy, just, pass, shopping, shopping cart, still, too, unexpected, unexpected use

• I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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  2 months ago

  bargain, end, expectation, follow, here, humor, i, irony, joke, Nigerian, Nigerian prince, prince, scam, wait, waiting

• How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

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  2 months ago

  bargain, Goodwill, humor, hunting, retail, shopping, shopping trip, store, thrift, thrift store, trip, wordplay

• Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

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  4 months ago

  bargain, bargain hunting, comparison, deal, deals, designer, designer heel, flight, flight deal, heel, heels, humor, hunting, i, nonstop, people, shop, shopping, travel

• Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

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  5 months ago

  ahead, bargain, couple, discount, dollar, Dollar Tree, dollars, humor, joke, just, money, name, needs, price, retail, shopping, store, store name, tree

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