Funny bargain quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, it's best to splurge a little – after all, you don't want to end up with a face like a discount knockoff or a stomach ache that's 'fishy' at best!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a storage unit when you can just hoard shopping carts from Aldi? 🛒🤣 Clearly, this person is taking 'retail therapy' to a whole new level! What's next, a shopping cart castle in the backyard? ♛🏰"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

  Commentary:
  "Why settle for hunting treasures when you can go on a goodwill safari instead? 🦁🛍️ Let's swap that bow and arrow for some bargain-hunting skills! 💰🎯 #GoodwillHunting #ThriftStoreChic"

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