Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations. Commentary:"Dracula, the ultimate introvert role model! 🦇💤 Who needs small talk when you can just transform into a flock of bats and peace out? 🦇✨ Maybe we could all use a little more 'batitude' in our social lives! 🦇😂 #IntrovertGoals"
Bursting into a million bats the second I see you. Commentary:Turning into a Batman family reunion every time you show up! 🦇😂
Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor. Commentary:Bat signal: Go, my flying minions! Release your inner Batman, but keep it spooky! 🦇🏰😂
Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats. Commentary:Not my first choice for a superpower, but at least the bat gossip is *batty* fabulous! 🦇🗣️😂
