Funny battles quotes

• It amazes me how many battles in the first two years of the Civil War were decided by which side woke up the earliest.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

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  1 month ago

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• The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

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  1 month ago

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