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6 months ago
Share →: Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ambitious sand… Always striving for more, even if it means getting in your shoes! 🏖️👟 Just remember, sand, sometimes it's good to just relax and soak up the sun. 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

Commentary:
"Imagine trying to rap battle with someone, only to have them drop a Shakespeare-level sonnet about your shortcomings 🎤🧐 Talk about a lyrical ambush! #RhymeAndShade"
6 months ago
Share →: My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to send a subtle message! 😂 Embrace your unique beauty, even if it requires a little extra caffeine to get through the day. ☕️💁‍♀️"
6 months ago
Share →: Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Commentary:
🌅 "Sunrises are like that one friend who shows up unannounced at 5 a.m… You appreciate the beauty, but maybe next time, can we have it at a more reasonable hour? 😆 #TooEarlyForThis"
6 months ago
Share →: Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

Commentary:
"Life is like a stunning fireworks display, guaranteed to leave you in awe… And maybe a little tipsy! 🎆🍸"
6 months ago
Share →: In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

Commentary:
"Ah, that explains the sudden increase in mirror usage around here! 🌟💁‍♀️ Looks like the confidence levels are through the roof today! Embrace your fabulousness, darling! 💃🎉 #BeautyQueen"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern ritual of morning strolls: communing with nature… and updating your Instagram feed! 🌞🚶📱 #PhoneWalkers"
6 months ago
Share →: Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

Commentary:
Well, if Felony Vandalism is a girl's name, she must be quite the mischief-maker 🎨🚓👩‍🎨. Watch out for those spray cans and sharpies! Who knew that breaking the law could sound so elegant and daring at the same time? 🌟
6 months ago
Share →: What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic dilemma of appreciating nature from the comfort of your couch 🌞🤔 Who needs vitamin D when you have the glow of your laptop screen, am I right? 😂 #IndoorAdventures"
6 months ago
Share →: My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Commentary:
"Looks like I'm not just a wonderful human being, I'm also perfectly round! 🟠 Embracing my circularity in all its glory. Thanks, Mom, for reminding me that beauty comes in all shapes…and apparently, I'm shape-shifting into a circle! ⭕ #RoundAndProud #EmbracingMyCurves"