Commentary:
"Sleep is so last season 😴—let the midnight madness commence! 🤪✈️"
242 Funny behavior quotes
No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.
Commentary:
"Those two people are the real bravehearts of clap wars! 👐😂👏"
Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.
Commentary:
"Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"
Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.
Commentary:
"When Wi-Fi goes out, I channel my inner Shakespeare… and by that, I mean I become overly dramatic. 📡😅🗣️"
Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, shake what your mama gave you! 🍋💃😂"
If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?
Commentary:
"When I say I'm on a seafood diet, I mean I see food, and I eat it. 🥴🍕 Let's keep it that way!"
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.
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Commentary:
"Public speaker (phone) of the year goes to… no one! 🙉📢🚫😂"
Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”
Commentary:
"When grocery shopping turns into a horror movie: *The Munchies: Chapter 4!* 🛒🌿👻😂"
Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.
Commentary:
😂 "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! 🐶👀💩🔍"
Calling the police when someone unfollows.
Commentary:
"Plot twist: I'm filing a missing follower report. 😂🚨📱"