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Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

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15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Spotted on Slack:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

Just shared via X:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Trending via Twitch:

I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow.

Making waves on Messenger:

Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

Broadcasted on Slack:

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

Making waves on Discord:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Making waves on Slack:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

55 shares on Discord this month:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

69 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

58 shares on Twitch this month:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

64 shares on Discord this month:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

23 shares on Twitch this month:

Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

97 shares on X this month:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

80 shares on Facebook this month:

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

3,811

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

January is the Monday of the year.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

Just landed via X:

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

Live now on Reddit:

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Breaking via Reddit:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

Just landed via Snapchat:

My biggest motivation for getting out of bed in the morning is knowing that I’ll eventually be able to get back in it.

Spreading quickly via X:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Freshly posted on X:

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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