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Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

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Freshly posted on Instagram:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Going bananas on Discord:

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Trending via Twitch:

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Going viral on TikTok:

People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers.

Seen just now on Discord:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Going viral on Instagram:

Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

Making waves on Facebook:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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81 shares on Discord this month:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

Nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

43 shares on Slack this month:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

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When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

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Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.

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If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Not my room, not my elephant.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

Trending via YouTube:

“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

Just landed via Snapchat:

How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

Just landed via Facebook:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Seen just now on Instagram:

If love is the answer then what was the question?

Just landed via Snapchat:

Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Just shared via Discord:

Everyone’s worried about a recession, but babes, we’re heading for a dark age.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

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