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Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

I forgot how to panic. Help!

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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Just shared via WhatsApp:

Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Just shared via TikTok:

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Live now on Slack:

Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Trending via Threads:

Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

Going viral on Twitch:

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Going viral on YouTube:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

Making waves on Slack:

Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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Funny beloved quotes bring laughter and love together in the most delightful way! 😂💕 Whether you’re sharing a wink with your partner or sending a cheeky message to a close friend, these witty words add sparkle to any relationship. 😍✨ Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even snort a little as you dive into the world of humor and heart! 🎉💬

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2 days ago
Share →: Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

Commentary:
Well, life's been throwing curveballs like it's trying to win the World Series! ⚾💔😂
2 months ago
Share →: I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

Commentary:
"Probably writing another hit about how she needs to call her BFF… and yes, that’s you! 😂🎶 #SwiftSquad"
4 months ago
Share →: A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Commentary:
So true! 📺 It's like we were all stuck in a love-hate relationship with those childhood characters because, let's face it, the TV just didn't give us many options back then! 😄 It's a wonder we turned out as well as we did! #ChildhoodTVStruggles
5 months ago
Share →: To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'till death do us part' quite literally! 🎪🐒 Here lies a man who knew how to keep life wild and entertaining even after he's gone. May his wife juggle it all with grace and humor! 🤹‍♀️😂 #RelationshipGoals #MonkeyBusiness"
6 months ago
Share →: HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

Commentary:
Oh, the drama of mixing business formalities with a touch of royal charm! 👑 Perhaps HR just needs a little dose of regal flair in their inbox to spice up their day! 💼✉️🤣 #OfficeRoyalty

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Some people are like ads, just skip.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

Reported on Twitch:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Going viral on Messenger:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Spotted on Discord:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Breaking via YouTube:

If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

Spotted on Telegram:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Trending via WeChat:

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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