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Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

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Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Reported on WeChat:

If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

Going viral on TikTok:

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Shared recently on Slack:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If you breakdance you buy dance.

Live now on TikTok:

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Broadcasted on Slack:

If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

Just shared via Messenger:

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

Going viral on Twitch:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Going viral on Twitch:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Bro to bro: Never get your haircut on the day of a special event.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Facebook:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Seen just now on TikTok:

“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

Just shared via WeChat:

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

Reported on WhatsApp:

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

Live now on Twitch:

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

Going viral on Reddit:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Live now on Threads:

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

Shared recently on Threads:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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