Funny berry quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the berry-sized possibilities! 🍓🍏 Can you picture grabbing a giant blueberry or a massive strawberry? Snack attacks would never be the same—talk about nature’s own fruit basket! 😂🍇🍎 Just be careful, or you might find yourself in a fruit-fueled "peckish" dilemma! 😅🌱

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggle of a modern-day cave person in a digital world! 🧠🍇 Don't worry, we'll try not to disturb your berry-eating focus next time! 😄📱"

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