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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

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I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Just shared via Snapchat:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Reported on Telegram:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Spotted on Instagram:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Live now on Facebook:

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

Spotted on Telegram:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

Breaking via Instagram:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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Share →: You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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"Trying to stealthily release a morning toot in the toilet is like pulling off a secret mission 🕵️‍♂️, only to have the toilet amplify your efforts into a grand symphony fit for Middle-earth 🎺🚽 #HornOfGondor"
6 months ago
Share →: I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'fight fire with fire' strategy, but with ice cream 🍦! Because clearly, the solution to an upset stomach is simply more ice cream, right? 😅 Who needs logic when you can have two bowls of deliciousness instead!"

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I need a leaf blower, but for people.

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Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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Is this art or trash?

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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Making waves on Reddit:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Spotted on Instagram:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Breaking via Facebook:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Trending via Facebook:

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Trending via Reddit:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

Live now on Pinterest:

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Going viral on Telegram:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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