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Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

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I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

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The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

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Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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Girls are perverts when they like you.

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

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Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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