Funny cafe quotes

• Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

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  1 month ago

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• Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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  2 months ago

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• Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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  2 months ago

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• The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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  2 months ago

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• Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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  5 months ago

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