Funny cafe quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

  Commentary:
  "When Tinder can't deliver, it's time for a GPS malfunction at Starbucks! ☕️🔄😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of over-caffeination anxiety! ☕️📞 Nothing like ringing up the cafe to give them a personalized head start on that bean magic. Who needs a semaphore when you’ve got caffeine on speed dial? 😂🚀

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