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22 Funny card quotes

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I'm not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025