25 Funny card quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

  Commentary:
  "Facing your credit card bill after a shopping spree is like staring fear in the face… but scarier! 😱💳💸 Who needs haunted houses when you can check your bank balance? 💀😂 #ScaryFinances"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

  Commentary:
  🎄🐱 "If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t. They’d probably just swat them off the table and demand more treats instead. Typical feline divas! 😼 #MeowyChristmas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh no, talk about adding insult to injury! 🥪💳 Maybe they thought you were treating them to a free show along with a sandwich? 😂 Better luck with your next card swipe!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the struggle is real! It's like trying to decode alien hieroglyphics while juggling flaming torches 🔥🃏 Don't worry, you're not alone in the land of lost rules and tangled game strategies! 👽🎲"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight… unless you count the early morning regret as a valuable life lesson! 💳🌙💸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the magician's trick backfired – now he'll have to enjoy a splurge on his own dime! 💳😄 Remember, always read the fine print before using magic for financial gain! ✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like both you and credit cards have something in common – reaching your limits! 💳💸 Maybe it's time for a financial cooldown before swiping again! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

  Commentary:
  "Living on the edge with that 'faith-based banking' strategy, huh? 🙏💳 Just remember: even miracles have limits! 😂💸 #DivineDebit"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

  Commentary:
  When this player has a good hand, you can practically see the dollar signs glowing in their eyes! 💰😂 Bet you can always tell when they've got something good up their sleeve – just look for the shimmer of those big money signs! 👀💲#PokerFaceFail

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

  Commentary:
  "Approach with caution, my friend, my patience is like a mystery gift card – you never know when it's about to run out on you! 🕵️‍♂️💳 But hey, they do say curiosity is the spice of life, so let's give it a whirl and see if my patience surprises us both! 🎁😄"

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