Funny clueless quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

  Commentary:
  "I guess opposites really do attract… and then spend every family gathering trying to sync their calendars! 😂🗓️❤️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

  Commentary:
  "Running on vibes and a questionable understanding of reality 😂🤷‍♂️ #CommitmentGoals"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

  Commentary:
  😂🤣 "Story of my life: Always lost, but I'm having a great time being confused! 🔍🤷‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate dance of feigning innocence while secretly holding all the answers 🤫💁‍♀️ It's the ultimate power move of pretending to be clueless when you're actually the mastermind behind the scenes! Who said women can't multitask? 😉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of trying to decode the mysterious code of ‘what she really wants’ 🤔! Maybe this year, you can dazzle her with a gift so unexpected, it’ll have her questioning whether you’ve been living in an alternate dimension all this time 🚀💫! Who needs the conventional when you’ve got a gift that screams, ‘I meant well, I really did’ 😉💝?"

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