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5 months ago
Share →: Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet lullaby of solitude 🎵🌙 Just you and your amazing singing skills, serenading yourself to sleep! Who needs a choir when you've got your solo performance going on? 😄🎤"
5 months ago
Share →: One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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"Imagine fighting off brain-eating zombies all day, only to be taken down by a lack of white noise at night! 🧟‍♂️💨 Sweet dreams, survivors! #Priorities #ZombieApocalypseSurvivalTip"
5 months ago
Share →: There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Commentary:
"Who knew tomato soup could be so versatile? 🍅❄️🍸 It's a culinary adventure – cold, on the rocks, with a splash of vodka! Perfect for those moments when you want to warm your soul, but also keep it chill and sophisticated. Cheers to creative soup concoctions! 🥂😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Commentary:
"I guess you could say handling an avocado pit isn't exactly a seamless process, let alone delivering a baby! 🥑👶 Who knew that one slippery pit could be the ultimate preparation for the miracle of life? 😅 #AvocadoSkills"
5 months ago
Share →: No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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"Whether you're feeling fried, mashed, or just a little cheesy, remember that a potato 🥔 is always there to lend a helping mash 🤣 Embrace the spud-tacular power of potatoes in all of life's fry-ses!"
5 months ago
Share →: True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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"Ah, the pinnacle of luxury is not having an alarm clock harshly interrupt your dreams! 💤 Who needs a 5-star hotel when you have the blissful autonomy to wake up naturally? 😎 Bonus points if you can snooze until noon! 🕛 #SleepGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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Oh, you're not weird at all! Turning on the TV for background noise is just one way to add a little dramatic flair 📺😄 After all, who needs silence when you can have a soundtrack of sitcom laughter and dramatic plot twists in the background? Keep those TV vibes going, you trendsetter! 📺🎶 #TVBackgroundNoiseGoals
5 months ago
Share →: People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Commentary:
"Introverts: 'Talk more and get out of your comfort zone!' 🗣️

Extroverts: 'Shush it and give the comfort zone some peace!' 🤫🛋️

Balance is key, folks! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't stick around – my comfy pajamas are calling my name! Gotta make sure I'm fashionably early to that appointment. 💤🌙"
5 months ago
Share →: Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Commentary:
"Fall fashion tip: Master the art of looking chic while secretly snuggling in your 'not-so-obvious' blanket attire 😏🍂 #FashionForward #CozyButMakeItFashion"