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Who needs sanity when we can have a road trip in our brains? 🧠🛣️😜
68 Funny coming quotes
Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.
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When you're trying hard to roll your eyes, but empathy sneaks in with a bear hug 😂🤦♂️💁♀️
After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”
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This is what you call a "ghost text" 👻📱 Thanks for pulling through even from the afterlife 😂
Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.
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Finally appreciating the personal throne after a week of questionable toilet paper quality! 🚽😂🏠
I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.
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Coming to conclusions is my cardio! 🤔🏃♂️💡
I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.
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Work is my new personality. Send help! 🛠️🤔😴😂
Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.
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Lucifer finally asking for advice? Next, you'll tell me cats are forming committees. 😈🐈⬛📚
Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.
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Time to trade in my work shoes for orthopedic ones, but watch out—Monday still sneaks up like a ninja! 😂👟➡️🩼
The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.
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I guess they didn't have "train-ing" for that back then! 🚂😱😂
I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.
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Sounds like prime pajama time! 😴🛌🕘