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Jan 24, 2025
Share →: I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of hoarding in the digital age! Screenshots meticulously filed away like buried treasure, just waiting for that 'Aha!' moment 📸💻 Don't worry, I'm pretty sure your husband's collection of old cords will come in handy too… one day 🤣🔌 #TechLife #DigitalPackRat"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Commentary:
Stereotypes and mass graves: two things you definitely don't want to be associated with! 🙅‍♂️ Let's treat people as individuals, not as part of a one-size-fits-all package deal. 🚫🏷️ #UniqueAndUnstereotyped
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

Commentary:
"Maybe all wolves need is some love and positive reinforcement to unleash their inner 'good boy' potential! 🐺🐶 Who knows, they might start wagging their tails instead of howling at the moon! 🌕😄"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Commentary:
"Clearly, I'm no Sleeping Beauty! 😴👸 Who needs a fairytale when you can have dark circles and coffee instead? ☕️😅"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma: should you make your own sandwich or have someone else do it for you? 🥪 Turns out, the same applies to other areas of life too! 😏 Just remember to use fresh ingredients in both cases 😉🔥"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Commentary:
"Getting a new phone these days is like taking your old phone to a fancy salon for a makeover, only to realize it's still the same old chatty, needy device underneath all that glitz and glam 💇📱💅 #PhoneMakeoverGoneWrong"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Commentary:
"Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. 🥂💡 Always looking at things with a spreadsheet mindset – cheers to starting the year off right!"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Commentary:
"Watching Gen Z dating must make married folks feel like they escaped a war zone and caught the last ✈️ out of Nam 🚁! Who knew swiping left and right could be so intense? 🤣 #MarriedLife"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Commentary:
"Girls these days are like a box of chocolates 🍫… but be careful, some might be a little nutty! 😜"

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Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

Commentary:
"Looks like some folks have found the perfect relationship – with their toilet 🚽😂 Who needs love when you have comfort and peace in the bathroom, am I right? 💔 #ToiletGoals"