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Funny comparison quotes are all about those moments when comparing things makes life way more entertaining! 🤔😂 Whether it’s comparing yourself to a superhero, comparing coffee to your personality, or just noticing how ridiculous some comparisons are, these quotes show how humor can be found in the most unlikely side-by-side moments. Let’s laugh at the comparisons we never saw coming! 😆📊💥
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It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours go down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
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It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.
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