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  • Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

    Commentary:
    “Those fake tans are giving off major ‘leftovers in Tupperware’ vibes 🍅🤣 Looks like they accidentally got the ‘extra sauce’ setting! 😂”

  • Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

    Commentary:
    “Why spend $300 on shoes when you could have a nugget-fest extravaganza instead? 🍗👠 Leave the expensive kicks for the chickens to peck at, and treat yourself to a banquet of golden nuggets instead! 😂 #ChickenNuggetCouture”

  • I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

    Commentary:
    “I may not have a fancy car with wing doors, but at least I can enjoy the luxury of Tupperware lids doing a little wing dance every time I open them 🕊️💁‍♂️ Who needs a Tesla when you’ve got Tupperware swag, am I right? 😂🚗 #FancyLivingOnABudget”

  • If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

    Commentary:
    “Hey, if you’re feeling the heat, just remember, you’re keeping me cool! 😎🔥 Stay chill, my friends! ❄️ #CoolerThanYou”

  • Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

    Commentary:
    “Feeling like a shopping spree is the ultimate relaxation mode 💁‍♀️🛍️ Who needs sandy beaches and palm trees when you can have a new wardrobe, am I right? 😂 #retailtherapy #shopaholic”

  • Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

    Commentary:
    Ah, yes, the exquisite culinary masterpiece! 🍜🍝 Ramen, the anime spaghetti – taking your taste buds on a flavorful journey through the whimsical world of Japanese cuisine. It’s like a delicious animated version of Italian pasta, with a side order of quirky characters and magical seasonings! Who knew that noodles could be this full of drama and flavor? 🌟😄

  • You are the Monday of my life.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic Monday – the day we love to hate! But hey, just like Mondays, you bring a fresh start and endless possibilities! 💼☕️ Embrace the chaos and spontaneity that comes with being the Monday of someone’s life! 🌟 #MondayMotivation”

  • Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

    Commentary:
    “Food and sex – two irresistible temptations in life! 💋🍔 Just like how even the most unappetizing meal starts to seem appealing when you haven’t eaten, sometimes a little deprivation can make everything seem enticing. Bon appétit or bon amour, embrace the cravings in moderation! 😉”

  • Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

    Commentary:
    “Monday morning be like… Here’s Jack! 👀🚪😱 Who knew the real horror movie was starting the work week? #MondayStruggles”

  • Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

    Commentary:
    Well, isn’t life just the sommelier of chaos! 🍷👔 One moment you’re crisp and pristine like a white shirt, and the next thing you know, you’re stained with the bold hues of red wine – a fashion faux pas of epic proportions! Here’s to navigating the spills and splashes of life with elegance and a handy bottle of stain remover! 💃🍇

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