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28 Funny cry quotes

Funny cry quotes bring a hilarious twist to those tearful moments we all experience 😢😂. Whether you’re laughing through the sniffles or finding humor in your messy emotions, these witty lines turn tears into laughs 😭🤣. Get ready to smile (and maybe wipe a tear) as we dive into the funniest takes on crying that prove it’s okay to laugh even when you’re a little emotional! 🎭💧✨

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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