24 Funny cry quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'strategic emotional outburst' tactic in the workplace – surefire way to clear your schedule! 🤪💦 Remember, if all else fails, unleash the waterworks and make your exit in dramatic fashion! 😂👏"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs tissues when you've got onion chopping skills like mine 💪🧅💦 Emotions? I'll take them straight up, no chopping required 😂🔪😢"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

  Commentary:
  Well, can you really blame them? 😂👶 It's like they were enjoying their cozy studio apartment and suddenly got served an eviction notice by the womb landlord! 🏠🚫 #WombToRoom

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out, world! Today, the onions better grab their tissues because they're in for a good cry 😂💦 Let the tears flow as this chef gets ready to cook up a storm! 🧅🔪 #OnionTears"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when scraped knees were our biggest worry 🛴🚲 Who needs wifi when you have the wind in your hair and pavement in your face? 😂 #ThrowbackToSimplerTimes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

  Commentary:
  Babies crying on planes: the ultimate protest against becoming in-flight meals! 🍼✈️ Don't worry little ones, you're on the menu for attention and cuddles, not for the airplane dinner service! 😄#BabyProblems #FlyingDilemma

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

  Commentary:
  🧅💧🔪 "In a parallel universe, onions shed tears as they slice through humans… Now that's a tear-jerking twist! Who knew veggies could have such strong feelings? 🤯😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'Don't cry over spilled milk' clearly never worked a 9-5! 💼😂 Remember, your tears are worth something in the office – just make sure to invoice for emotional labor!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, nothing says 'unique' quite like making someone cry in a sea of smiles. 😄😭 #StandOut"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can have a sports car for a good cry session? 🚗💸😅 #PrioritiesInCheck"

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