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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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Life is weird and then you die.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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Every homemade dinner counts as negative calories because of the exercise we get waving pillows at the smoke detectors.

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Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Just shared via Facebook:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

Making waves on WeChat:

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Trending via Messenger:

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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Funny daily grind quotes

Funny daily grind quotes bring a splash of laughter 😂 to your everyday hustle 💼, turning those mundane moments into pure comedy gold 🎭. Whether you’re stuck in meetings or battling the endless to-do list 📋, these witty lines keep your spirits high and your smile wide 😄. Ready to turn the daily grind into your favorite part of the day? Let’s dive into some humor that works as hard as you do! 🚀✨

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Another day on this hamster wheel to nowhere.

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“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

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The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

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100 shares on YouTube this month:

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

67 shares on X this month:

A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

47 shares on Messenger this month:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

88 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

81 shares on Slack this month:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

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Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

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The grass is only greener on the other side because of all the bullshit on it.

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Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

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My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

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Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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Dec 27, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Slack:

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

Just shared via YouTube:

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

Seen just now on Telegram:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Going viral on Threads:

Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

Trending via WeChat:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

Going viral on X:

I don’t know who is writing my story, but they got to throw in a win somewhere or put the pen down. I need a break.

Making waves on Reddit:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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