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Looks like we're all slacking on our ocean-draining duties 😂🌊🚰
625 Funny day quotes
Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.
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When your day took a gap year and never came back 😂🕒📅
Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.
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Tiramisu should be a daily requirement in life's food pyramid! 🍰🤔 Why is the universe so stingy with the good stuff? 😂
Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.
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Mondays should come with a warning label: "Proceed with caution and extra coffee!" ☕️😂
Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?
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When your bed gives you a day pass and you're suddenly the king/queen of the world! 🛌👑🎉
A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.
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Never knew adulthood meant earning a PhD in kitchenology! 🧼🍽️🔄
“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”
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When you need a pillow manual just to get a good night's sleep 😂🛏️🔄
I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.
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That level of chaos is what truly keeps us on our toes, literally! 😄🧦🔥
The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun
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Why does the weekend have to be on fast-forward like it's avoiding chores? 🏃♂️💨📅
There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.
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Looks like we've all just agreed to play along with the world's longest game of "Guess the Day" 🤔📆😂