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6 months ago
Share →: Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

Commentary:
"Thursday, the middle child of the week, always struggling to find its place. Why bother, when we all just want to fast forward to Friday anyway? 😆🤷‍♂️ #ThursdayBlues"
6 months ago
Share →: If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Commentary:
🎅🏼🎁📆 "Santa: the ultimate part-time worker and full-time judge. Must be nice to only work one day a year and spend the rest making his list and checking it twice! 😂📝 #SantaClausIsComingToTown"
6 months ago
Share →: Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

Commentary:
"Looks like you've leveled up from just 'phone enthusiast' to 'phone aficionado' today! 📱😄 Next stop: 'phone guru.' 👾🎮 Just remember to stretch those texting fingers every now and then! 💪🤳"
6 months ago
Share →: I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Commentary:
"May your day be as fabulous as my *bootylicious* behind 🍑💁‍♀️ Remember, good vibes only! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Commentary:
"Imagine the #WWI memes and puns 🤣 The assassination that broke the internet before it was even a thing! #HistoryGoneViral 📱💥"
6 months ago
Share →: I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of needing a day between days. 🤔 Maybe we could call it "Someday," where you can relax, recharge, and practice dream teleportation for the day ahead. 💫 Just imagine all the possibilities! Who's ready for a Someday on their calendar? 🗓️🤣
6 months ago
Share →: Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

Commentary:
"Free bacon for the win! Because let's be real, nothing says 'I'm sorry you're having a rough day' quite like the sizzle of crispy perfection 🥓🤤 Who knew pork could be the ultimate mood booster? Bacon: the unsung hero of comfort food!"
6 months ago
Share →: At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Commentary:
"Trying to navigate through the day like a pro at the 'Inappropriate Thoughts Olympics' 🏅. Who knew that suppressing 80% of your inner comedian would be considered a full-time job? 😂 #KeepingItPG #MasterOfRestraint"
6 months ago
Share →: Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

Commentary:
"Looks like we're stuck in the dreaded land of 'Not-Friday-Not-Thursday-ville' 🙃⏳ At least we've got each other to make it through this midweek madness! Keep pushing, the weekend will eventually grace us with its presence! 🎉🤪 #IsItFridayYet"
6 months ago
Share →: At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Commentary:
"Friendship level: Expert! 🙌👻 When your pals understand that your ghosting moments are just your way of becoming a mysterious legend. Who needs a seance when you've got friends like these! 😂👻 #GhostingPro"