615 Funny day quotes

• Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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  7 days ago

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• Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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  7 days ago

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• I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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  7 days ago

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• Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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  7 days ago

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• Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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  7 days ago

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• I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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  7 days ago

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• Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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  7 days ago

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• Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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  7 days ago

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• Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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  7 days ago

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• I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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  1 week ago

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