Commentary:
"Microsoft Teams be like: 'Did you fall into a black hole or just a snack break? 🍕👀'"
117 Funny digital quotes
Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?
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Commentary:
"Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"
Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.
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Commentary:
"When your brain is a circus and you're the ringmaster! 🎪🤹♀️😂 #SillinessOverload"
Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.
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Commentary:
"Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? 🌿😂 #GrassTherapy"
Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.
Commentary:
"Only time I'm more serious than Sherlock Holmes on a case! 📚🔍😂"
At what age do I delete Snapchat?
Commentary:
"When the app starts requesting ID verification to make sure you're not a boomer! 😆📱🧓"
Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).
Commentary:
"Swapping TikTok for e-books like it's a digital spa day! 📱➡️📖 #PageTurnerPampering"
She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.
Commentary:
"Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱"
I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.
Commentary:
"Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘♂️"
I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.
Commentary:
"BRB, negotiating with my Wi-Fi to ghost WhatsApp like it's my ex. 📵🙈😂"