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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.

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If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.

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Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

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I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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