Funny drawer quotes

• We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

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  1 month ago

  able, drawer, everyday, everyday life, frustration, fun, humor, keep, kitchen, kitchen tool, life, masher, obstacle, open, playful, playful obstacle, potato, potato masher, sometimes, tool

• We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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  2 months ago

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• I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

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  2 months ago

  cooking, drawer, humor, i, kitchen, kitchenware, mishap, open, organization, put, spatula, time

• The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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  2 months ago

  drawer, frustration, household, household item, humor, impossible, item, items, open, purpose

• She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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  2 months ago

  bedding, bedroom, date, drawer, fresh, humor, i, impress, matching, me, organized, relationship, sock, wanted

• Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

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  2 months ago

  around, before, cleaning, drawer, food, fridge, humor, independence, movement, procrastination, something, vegetable

• My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

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  2 months ago

  chaos, disarray, drawer, humor, junk, junk drawer, mind, randomness, someone, trampoline

• Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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  2 months ago

  before, drawer, empty, food, fridge, humor, kitchen, life, maintenance, own, procrastination, something, vegetable

• That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, drawer, humor, junk, junk drawer, moments, office, office supply, pen, picked, procrastination, random, random moments, supply, today, unexpected, used, writing

• Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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  3 months ago

  95, anyone, cd, cleaned, cleaning, drawer, humor, junk, junk drawer, just, needs, nostalgia, technology, Windows, Windows 95

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