Funny quotes drawer

Funny drawer quotes

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

2 months ago

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

3 months ago

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

3 months ago

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

3 months ago

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

3 months ago

Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

3 months ago

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

3 months ago