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Sounds like my soulmate is in the Witness Protection Program of love! 😆🕵️♀️❤️
189 Funny everything quotes
Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything.
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Looks like it's time for a doughnut support group for neglected bagels 🍩🥯😅
I had a marvelous time ruining everything.
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Sounds like you won the gold medal at the Chaos Olympics! 🏆😂🎉
“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.
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Nothing's been okay since I realized recess wasn't a lifelong event 😂🤷♂️ #AdultingIsHard
Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.
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Rocking the "grumpy tour guide" vibe—soon I'll be pointing out where I used to walk uphill both ways! 🚶♂️🤨✨
Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.
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Just what we need, a T-Rex trying to swipe right on our problems 🦖📱😂
Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.
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Ah, the classic love saga: from "you take my breath away" to "why are you breathing?" 🤦♂️❤️
Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!
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Hannah's name game: double or nothing! 😂✨📚
Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.
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Adulting is a thrilling balance between achieving next to nothing and accomplishing absolutely everything in two days! 😅🛋️☕
Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.
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"Mastering the art of solo teamwork! 😅✌️ #TrustIssues101"